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I’m Alice. I write stories about sex and magic.

Photo credit: Jasper Moorhouse

I’m a freelance writer, ghostwriter, and editor. I work with Thanet Writers as Fiction Editor. I hope the glut of book-related images on this site has given away the fact that I like writing and storytelling a lot.

I’ve been writing since I was twelve and I started a story about a talking horse who was led astray by his own arrogance and learned important character lessons while trying to save his herd. Now I tend to write about humans, as I think they’re actually more interesting than talking horses.

I like funny stories – funny weird and funny haha. I like stories about sex, and magic, and loneliness, and magic, and betrayal, and families, and superstition.

If you like writing those kinds of stories too, you can send them to me at Thanet Writers. I read every story that’s sent to me, and we pay £10 for every successful submission published on the website. We’re doing some exciting things with competitions and anthologies, so look out for new opportunities if you’re a writer based in Thanet.

Keep in touch on my Facebook, where I post about the new stuff I’m doing, and on my Instagram, where I post pictures of my books, my dog, and whatever hot drink I’m into on that day. It’s riveting stuff, I promise.